“You know,” Ama said with a sweatdrop, “for kids! It’s a family feature!” (*The mother goat bites off one of the wolf’s ears*) This makes her run over to stop the one wolf in his tracks while the others follow her.” “So right off the bat,” Ama said, scratching her head, “Baby Goat runs off, and while Mama Goat faces off the other wolves, one wolf gives chase to the baby. “Mama Goat senses the danger and pushes our little protagonist away,” Yata jumped in, “letting her baby know that there’s trouble lurking in the fields.” The two goats they find happen to be the mother and the baby.” “So, we begin this movie with a pack of wolves out on a hunt,” Ama began, kicking the review off, “and they’re hunting goats. “This is We've Met One Stormy Night,” Ama and Yata said, starting the review off strongly, ". “Don’t worry,” Ama sighed comically, bringing out the tissues, “I’ve got them. “Why?” Yata asked, confused about the request. “We need tissues, too,” Ama said with a sweatdrop, causing Yata to tilt her head. “3 Musketeers, Snickers, coffee with cream only, sweet tea, water bottles,” Yata began to count off from the list, “and I even brought some drinks just in case we need it.” It’s an innocent story, but… be prepared. However, it’s pretty damn popular over there in Japan. This is… weird to see a CGI anime movie, I’ll give you that. “It’s translated as We've Met One Stormy Night and is based off a children’s book. “And this was based off a children’s book?” “A CGI-anime movie?” Yata asked, confused about the movie they were to review. “Arashi no Yoru ni,” Ama answered as she adjusted her glasses. “… like what?” Yata began, curious about the name. “Due to this happening,” Ama jumped in with a frown, “we’re gonna stray away from Don Bluth for a while and focus on another… happy film that’s actually based on a children’s book.” There was no story, little character development, the songs made no f*cking sense, and this movie eventually made us think ‘What the hell happened?’” “Yeah,” Yata replied with a slight nod, “we couldn’t get as mad as we did with Thumbelina because… we didn’t know how to react. “Due to us reviewing A Troll in Central Park, we got f*cked up… big time.” “We would like to welcome you to the show!” Ama and Yata said together in a happy tone. “And I’m Yatagarasu!” Yatagarasu piped up with a smile. “Hello, one and all,” Amaterasu began with a small smile.
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